The Kubler-Ross model as applied to studying for pulmonary physiology:
1. Denial
"I'll study pulmonary later. The concepts aren't THAT difficult."
2. Anger
"I'M GOING TO KILL THIS PROBLEM SET WITH A RUSTY SPORK AND SET IT ON FIRE."
3. Bargaining
"Alright, after I get through this lecture I'm going to spend just five minutes on Pinterest."
*An hour passes*
"Well, shit."
4. Depression
"I am the worst. Vet student. Ever. If I don't learn these equations, I'm going to kill my patients. Probably as soon as they walk into the exam room. DOOOOOOOOM."
5. Acceptance (or more accurately, apathy)
"Whatever. I'm going to write a blog post."
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