Stop that! It's silly.

WARNING! THIS POST CONTAINS SWEARING, SO IF THE WORDS "BITCH" AND "MOTHERFUCKER" UPSET YOU, GO ELSEWHERE FOR YOUR NONSENSE FIX.

This is probably the silliest looking thing I've ever made.*

*This statement is probably a lie.

I also finished my TP tube thingy. I ended up spray painting it bronze, but I don't have a picture of that. Deal.

And now, a tribute to Ben Folds and his musical genius:

I'm gonna paint this bitch
Tell you what, I'm gonna paint this bitch
I'm gonna paint it like the bitch has never been painted before
Tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna paint this bitch
I'm gonna rock this motherfucking bitch, 
but only after a frantic trip to Walmart for more spray paint on Easter Sunday
because it is the only store open.

I'm gonna paper this bitch
Tell you what, I'm gonna paper this bitch
I'm gonna paper it like it's never been papered before
Tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna paper this bitch
I'm gonna paper this motherfucking bitch
but it's going to get me back by rejecting the paper on the front bits
so they peel off and make me swear a lot.

I'm gonna stain this bitch
Tell you what, I'm gonna stain this bitch
I'm gonna stain it like it's never been stained before
Tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna stain this bitch
I'm gonna stain this motherfucking bitch
But staining paper evenly is really hard
and it's not even but I tell myself it looks like leather.

To all of you who are scratching your heads right now, Ben made up a song on the spot at a concert when a fan yelled "Rock this bitch!" And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Ben Folds is awesome.