Vet school is a sea of snark.

Going back over my histology notes is rather fun. This is why:

And from a neuro review, courtesy of a friend:

I wish I could take credit for this brilliance.

I did not write this. Sadly. I do not yet have Dr. Graves for an instructor, but you have NO IDEA how excited I am for that time to come. This is an excerpt from the Tenesmus Times (Vol. 3, Issue 2), the vet med newsletter.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT??

Match the Dr. Graves quote with the correct subject.

1. It's about as uncommon as a Baptist church without a schoolbus.

2. This looks like a cat sitting on the stomach of a pregnant alien.

3. Strike three and it's time to remove the penis.

4. You will treat it overnight, and it will look like six pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

5. Just palpate Barbie's butt; wiggle your finger across the back of her crack.

If you are at all interested in actually trying to match them, here are your choices:

A. Cat with hypoadrenocorticism

B. Urethral obstruction

C. Palpating the prostate

D. Hyperthyroidism in cats

E. Neutrophil in glomerulus

Happy matching!